bunny swarm

in lieu of posting anything of unimportance, here is this picture. while it isn't me (which is a huge problem in my life i'm working on right now), it's still pretty far beyond my wildest dreams on the cuteness scale. i just want to know how do i make this happen for myself? what magic does she have in that bag? do i need to knit myself a cabled sweater dress to attract bunnies? are bunnies attracted to knee socks and bangs? i could make all of these things happen. or, on the other hand, are they all just attracted to their dead friend on her coat and this is really just a bunny death swarm?

so many questions.

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