fuck sewing

7 inches into the first seam i should have known this project was fucking doomed

none of my other creative endeavors leave me penniless, on the verge of tears, totally irrational and completely pissed off at 3am. maybe i should just quit while i'm behind. i'm wearing jeans to the wedding tomorrow and if anyone gives me shit i'm going to shove my eyeliner pen in their neck.

next time i want to look like i'm wearing a trash bag i'm sure as shit not going to spend $30 on gorgeous fabric to cut up and waste, i'm going to walk to the kitchen and reach under the sink.


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