3.12.2010

tights > puppies

don't be a bad puppy.

basically, don't pull my tights and you're a good puppy.

wow, dillon will never get me a dog. or maybe he'll just get me a puppy and an endless supply of tights!

i wouldn't hold you accountable for your jealously. i might vom with joy if that was my life.

3.05.2010

lesson learned

NEVER be seen in public with my hair in a bun out of laziness.

you never know when you're going to get tailed by some creep with aviators and a grey handlebar mustache and have to call the cops, talk to 10 of them at the substation and then sell a vintage dress to emma watson.